Stabbing bugs, mutants, ghouls, mirelurks, scorched, rats, whatever, I don’t care, I’ll stab them all! Er… Except the Vertibots. Harder to stab. Would if I could. Oh and I guess I’ll pick up some beer bottles for that Mayor, maybe loot a little and explore in between the stabbings. Oh great, another totally-not-evil computer. I’m just gonna walk right by that one, this time… There is a bit of dull, housekeeping kind of stuff I have to do… I think the first time I was forced to clean out my stash…

“Oh, what happened? Parasites? Gross.”
“Stab until there’s no tomorrow!”
“Hello, would you like to meet my knife?”
“Who did that? I’m coming. Because I care.”
“Why don’t you come land, so I can stab you?”

There was a little bit of angler stabbing, things got dicey for a bit… then I went home to cook them, and grab my level, which I forgot to do. Then I wanted to try out my Perfect Storm. It was wonderful. Wavy Willards never knew what hit them, since the Mayor told me to go turn some valve. Hey, a nuke!

“Sorry buddy, but you are delicious”
“Where do I keep getting canned stew from?”
“Okay this gun is pretty satisfying, it sets people on fire, that’s just great”
“Oh don’t drink the toxic water! Awwwwww what have we done”

Off to do a little more exploring and looting! Wandered into Grafton and met the Mayor! I looted his town and stabbed some stuff, which got me level 19! I met and traded with Vendor Bot Greg, too! After that I decided to head back to camp and cook up some dinner and tea, it was late.

Seen: SethTheSerpent