Stabbing bugs, mutants, ghouls, mirelurks, scorched, rats, whatever, I don’t care, I’ll stab them all! Er… Except the Vertibots. Harder to stab. Would if I could. Oh and I guess I’ll pick up some beer bottles for that Mayor, maybe loot a little and explore in between the stabbings. Oh great, another totally-not-evil computer. I’m just gonna walk right by that one, this time… There is a bit of dull, housekeeping kind of stuff I have to do… I think the first time I was forced to clean out my stash…

“Oh, what happened? Parasites? Gross.”
“Stab until there’s no tomorrow!”
“Hello, would you like to meet my knife?”
“Who did that? I’m coming. Because I care.”
“Why don’t you come land, so I can stab you?”